As Broad As It Is Long Tee
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“As Broad As It Is Long” is a classic saying, a funny shirt, and guaranteed to get double takes.
At Thorn Ridge®, we love a good saying that makes people stop and think or laugh. “As Broad As It Is Long” is an old country phrase that my family said that basically means same difference. It means that no matter how you size it up, the outcome is still the same. The old-timers used the phrase “broad as it is long” to brush off tough choices. For example, "We fixin’ the fence now or tomorrow?" Broad as it is long. "Gonna take the dirt road or the gravel road?" Broad as it is long. But put it on a shirt and suddenly everyone starts smirking like you told a dirty joke — and that’s half the fun.
This funny graphic tee keeps things lighthearted and just a little cheeky, perfect for anyone who enjoys wordplay and southern humor. Soft, relaxed, and made for everyday wear, it’s great for casual outings, barn parties, or just stirring up a laugh at the local feed store. More than just a shirt, it’s a conversation starter, a piece of sarcastic t-shirt humor right on comfortable Thorn Ridge apparel. That’s the beauty of a simple country saying turned into a funny southern t-shirt that works both ways. Wear it for the laugh, wear it for the tradition, or wear it because sometimes “same difference” just doesn’t cut it. Either way, this southern saying tee will get people talking.
Whether you’re gifting it for a birthday, wearing it to a cookout, or saving it for the next rodeo night, it’s bold, it’s funny, and it’s as country as it gets.
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This unisex Bella+Canvas jersey short sleeve tee is a perfect blend of comfort and style. Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with a fabric weight of 4.2 oz, it offers a feeling of ultra-softness and a lightweight and breathable fit, which makes it ideal for daily wear. This unisex T-shirt fits a wide range of body types with its tapered shoulders that have shoulder tape for stability and durability, a classic ribbed knit crew neck collar that retains its form, side seams for a longer-lasting shape, and multiple size selections.
These t-shirts are manufactured in an ethical and sustainable manner and use advanced printing techniques that result in vibrant designs. The fabric is not pre-shrunk so expect some shrinkage to occur. The solid colors feature 100% lightweight cotton for breathability and comfort. Heather colors feature a 52/48 cotton/polyester blend. The Athletic Heather and Black Heather colors feature a 90/10 cotton/polyester blend.
Check the sizing chart for exact measurements. These shirts tend to run a little long. If you’re on the cusp between sizes, we recommend going to the larger size instead of the smaller one.
Blank product sourced from Honduras.
Note: Our product mock up images are digitally generated. Actual colors may vary slightly due to fabric characteristics and limitations and differences in device displays.
Care Instructions: Machine wash inside out in cold water, use non-chlorine bleach if needed, tumble dry on low heat, if you need to iron or steam wrinkles out of the shirt, use low to medium heat and do not iron directly over the printed area. Do not dry-clean.
Bella+Canvas T-shirts typically run true to size, however, there may sometimes be a size variance of 1.5" from the measurements below. If you receive a shirt that has more than a one 1.5 inch variance from what is shown in the chart below, please let us know.
Because our shirts are printed when they’re ordered, the fulfilment process is automated so there is only a 12 hour window from the time you place your order for errors or cancellation to be made. If you made an error when checking out or if you need to cancel your order, we must be notified within this 12 hour window by calling us at 561-449-9956 to let us know of the problem. Make sure you leave a voicemail if we don’t answer and you can also follow up with a text or email. All of our contact information is at the bottom of the page. We will do our best to correct or cancel the order for you but unfortunately, once an item is in production, there’s no way for us to cancel it or make changes. In order to prevent problems with ordering, please make sure you really want the shirt before you order and enter your information carefully when checking out. Thank you.
Our graphic tees are printed to order when you purchase them. We do this to be more sustainable. While we do wear all of our graphic tees, we don’t keep them sitting in large inventory at the office. Once you purchase a shirt, it typically it takes 2 to 3 business days for the order to process. Then it can take an additional 7 to 10 business days for the shirt to be printed and ship out of the production facility. Total turnaround time is approximately 10 to 13 business days. If you’re buying for a birthday present or any other special occasion, please order early to make sure it arrives in time. We recommend at least two to three weeks. If you place an order a week before you need the shirt, you will not receive it in time. Please refer to our Shipping Policy for complete details.
This item can be returned in its original unopened packaging and in resellable condition for a store credit only within 14 days of the date it was delivered. Please see our Returns & Refund Policy for full details.